KELPT doesn't walk into class. KELPT arrives. The rusted Cybertruck pulls into Lot C with the panels still humming from the highway; the glasses are in a bag on the passenger seat, deliberately not on. This is not eccentricity. This is methodology. META Municipality enrollment is up 34% from last fall, and 91% of META 201 graduates cite it as "the most practically useful class at OPA." They are learning that buildings are systems under pressure — that people are too — and that the job is to keep both functioning. NULL Assessment: unconventional. Effective. The truck is a feature, not a bug.