Five lenses, two doors — free, on demand, open to every Netizen. You’ve been doing philosophy all along.
Free, on demand, open to every Netizen — enrolled at OPA or not. Announced over GhostWire the same way every open class is: “free class, come learn it.” No grade, no clock, no cost.
The premise is that philosophy isn’t a set of old texts — it’s the names for things people already do. So this class never starts with the philosopher. It starts with a scene from THE NET you may have already read, and then hands you the word for what was happening in it.
Same ideas, two observer angles — the same Axis doctrine the universe uses for its characters (one kid, two visible faces), applied here to a class. Pick the door that fits you; the philosophy underneath is identical.
Socrates (the method), Aristotle (virtue through practice + the political animal), Kant (the categorical imperative), Rousseau (the social contract), Rawls (justice as fairness). Not the whole history of philosophy — the five that most directly name what THE NET already does.
Every ● marked idea is real, standard philosophy — paraphrased, not invented:
Questioning rather than lecturing until a person discovers what they actually believe — or that they don’t know. The productive dead-end is called aporia.
Virtue is built by habituated practice, not by holding a belief; the golden mean sits between two extremes; humans are “political animals” — fully ourselves only within a community. Isolated, Aristotle says, you’re a beast or a god, not a person.
Act only on a rule you could will everyone to follow; never treat a person merely as a means to your end. Duty, not vibes. Marrow Quill’s “don’t use another as a rung” is the second formulation in a poet’s mouth.
We trade some private freedom for a shared order (the “general will”). Secret coordination that quietly shifts costs onto people who never agreed is the betrayal of that contract.
A rule is fair if you’d accept it from behind a “veil of ignorance” — not knowing which side of it you’d land on. Fairness is a line drawn by someone with no stake in where it falls.
The NET scenes (◐) dramatize these ideas; some are built on real events (the Nashville ice storm, the UK Boundary Commission model) and some are pure MPC-universe fiction (Petra, the Quantum Sandwich). Spot an error? Email User Zero — corrections get acknowledged.