Physics The gateway. A catapult that breaks your intuition, and a can that holds a couple hundred pounds until a fingertip ends it. ELUSK Engineering · College X
The Demonstration
v1.0 · OPA Engineering Suite · the first lab — the one that makes you want the rest.
Why this lab exists

The hook, before any of the math.

Every engineer has a first moment — the demonstration that flipped a switch. A catapult made of popsicle sticks. A soda can that holds your whole weight until you tap it. The reason a kid who’d never thought about it walks out thinking I could do that. This is that moment, made of two toys. No prerequisites. No fear. Just the first time the math does something you can feel — and the first time it lies to you, so you learn to check.

Hit The Catapult and you’ll meet the most useful lie in all of engineering: that air doesn’t exist. Hit The Can and you’ll find out that a wall thinner than your fingernail can hold a couple hundred pounds — right up until it can’t. Two tabs, two switches flipped.

Ray Ray Mitmer
Instructor · College X · the freshman gateway · statics & first principles
The first teacher in the ladder, and the most important one — because he’s the one who either makes you fall in love with engineering or scares you off it forever. A civil engineer by trade, Ray Ray builds courses other schools don’t bother to offer and rebuilds them every year. But his favorite part of the job isn’t the classroom at all. It’s the road: loading demos into his truck and driving out to the middle schools and high schools, setting something up in a gym, and showing kids who’ve never met an engineer what a life in this could look like. He hands you up to Oskar when you’re ready. He met you before you knew you wanted to be met.
"I’m not recruiting the kid who already loves it — that kid’s coming anyway. I’m there for the one in the back who thinks this isn’t for people like them. Put something heavy on the table, ask them why it doesn’t fall, and watch the door open. That’s the whole job. Everything after is just statics."

In tribute

Ray Ray is a homage to a real civil-engineering professor in West Tennessee — a 2021 University of Tennessee President’s Award honoree in the Educate category — recognized for exactly the things written into Ray Ray above: building state-of-the-art courses and constantly updating them, and making it his mission to visit middle and high schools across the region to show students what a career in STEM can offer. (UT Martin News.)

The teachers in this universe are veils for real people who mattered. This one mattered to the builder. Some of you will know exactly who.

Demonstration 01 · energy & trajectory

The catapult — and the most useful lie in engineering.

Day one of physics, and day one of engineering, we tell you the same lie: air doesn’t exist. It makes the math clean and it makes 45° the magic angle for maximum range. So launch a light foam ball and a heavier hacky sack and guess which flies farther. Then flip the air switch and watch the lie cost you.

Launch speed
Range
Model
textbook
Pick a projectile, set the angle, and launch. Then switch the air on and launch again with the other projectile.

The lesson hiding in the toy

With air off, the lighter projectile always wins — same launch energy gives a lighter object more speed, so it flies farther, and 45° is king. With air on, the featherweight foam ball is all surface and no momentum: drag eats it alive and it falls out of the sky, while the denser hacky sack sails past it. The textbook wasn’t wrong — it was simplified. Knowing exactly which simplifications you’re standing on is the entire job.

Demonstration 02 · strength & buckling

The can — thin, strong, and gone in a blink.

A soda can’s wall is thinner than a sheet of paper, and standing on end it will hold a stack of books — a couple hundred pounds — like a little steel column. Then it buckles, and buckling is instant and total. Stack weight with the slider. Tap the side. And try it again with the can full.

Load on can
40 lb
Holds up to (≈)
~100 lb
Status
holding
Standing empty, it’s shockingly strong — until the slightest dent. Tap it and see.

Empty vs. full — two different ways to die

An empty can is a thin shell: huge strength in pure compression, but a tiny dent or nudge collapses it far below its theoretical load — real cans buckle at roughly a tenth of the stress the metal could take. A sealed full can is pressurized (the CO₂ pushes ~35–50 psi outward), which pulls the walls tight and lets it carry much more — you can’t even dent it with a tap. But push a pressurized can past its limit and it doesn’t crumple quietly… it ruptures. Two different failures: a column that buckles, and a pressure vessel that bursts.

🐧 NULL watched a man drive two hours to set a brick on a paper bridge in a gym, and watched one kid in the back row sit up straight. NULL said nothing. NULL understood that this is where every other lab begins.